1 00:00:00,468 --> 00:00:02,103 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:04,472 I WANNA GET THINGS RIGHT THIS TIME. 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,208 BREE'S RELATIONSHIP WITH DETECTIVE VANCE 4 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,377 GOT SERIOUS. 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,279 WHAT ARE WE GONNA SAY TO PEOPLE? 6 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:14,415 TOM AND LYNETTE DECIDED TO SEPARATE. 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,384 WE SHOULDN'T TELL ANYONE UNTIL WE TELL THE KIDS. 8 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,053 OH, GOD. THE KIDS. 9 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,221 SIT DOWN. OW! 10 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:24,158 GABY'S STEPFATHER RETURNED TO TERRORIZE HER AGAIN... 11 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,294 I REMEMBER THOSE NIGHTS IN YOUR ROOM, BABY. 12 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,695 (crying) NO! STOP. 13 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,163 UNTIL CARLOS STOPPED HIM... 14 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,364 UHH! AAH! 15 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,399 PERMANENTLY. 16 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,334 (Bree) GABY? 17 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,668 WHAT HAPPENED? 18 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,405 I KILLED HIM. AND NOW HE'S GONNA GO TO JAIL 19 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,107 BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT ME. 20 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,109 CALM DOWN. WE JUST NEED TIME TO THINK. 21 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,443 WE DON'T HAVE TIME. 22 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,712 YES, THERE WAS THE DINNER PARTY. 23 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,147 (Susan) EVERYBODY'S COMING. 24 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,648 INCLUDING YOUR BOYFRIEND THE DETECTIVE. 25 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,450 I KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH WHO HURT MY WIFE. 26 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,319 IF I HAVE TO GO TO PRISON, I WILL. 27 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,321 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 28 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,500 (Mary Alice) EVERY HOSTESS KNOWS 29 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:11,272 THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE AFTER THE GUESTS LEAVE A PARTY. 30 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,643 AND ONLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS 31 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,313 WILL STAY LONG AFTER THE PARTY'S OVER... 32 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,484 TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS. 33 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:31,359 THEY HELP WITH THE HEAVY LIFTING... 34 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:36,764 THEY WORK TOGETHER TO LIGHTEN THE LOAD. 35 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:43,471 THEY TAKE ON THE MOST UNPLEASANT TASKS. 36 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:49,743 AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S NO TASK MORE UNPLEASANT... 37 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,412 (Gaby grunts) 38 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,548 THAN GETTING RID OF AN UNWANTED GUEST. 39 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,285 (exhales deeply) 40 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,319 I SHOULD GO MOVE THE CAR OFF THE TRAIL. 41 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,221 YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 42 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,726 IS THIS HAPPENING? 43 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,795 (whispers) ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? 44 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,863 (lowered voice) EVERYONE STAY FOCUSED. 45 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:10,731 THE HARDEST PART IS OVER. 46 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,367 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FILL THIS IN. 47 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:18,339 (cell phone rings) 48 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,341 (ring) 49 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:23,711 (ring) 50 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,279 (ring) 51 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,780 OH, MY GOD. 52 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,782 (ring) I THOUGHT I GOT EVERYTHING. 53 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,384 NO. (ring) 54 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,785 NO, YOU MISSED THE PHONE. 55 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,488 (ring) AND IF YOU MISSED THAT, WHAT ELSE DID YOU MISS? 56 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,889 SUSAN, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. (ring) 57 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:40,694 HOW IS IT GOING TO BE OKAY? SOMEONE IS CALLING THE DEAD GUY. (ring) 58 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,795 (beep, ringing stops) 59 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,796 "HOME." SEE? 60 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,833 HE HAS A HOME... WITH PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT HIM, 61 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,469 PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO COME LOOKING FOR HIM, 62 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,304 LEADING THEM STRAIGHT TO US. 63 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,505 WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 64 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,706 IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE... 65 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,708 WE COULD STILL GO TO THE POLICE. 66 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,710 AND SEND MY HUSBAND BACK TO PRISON? 67 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,412 THIS TIME FOR MURDER? 68 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,913 NO, NOT NECESSARILY. IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 69 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,382 HE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE. HE THREATENED YOU. 70 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,850 WE COULD EXPLAIN THAT. 71 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,686 YEAH, THEN WE CAN EXPLAIN HOW WE DUMPED HIM IN A TRUNK, 72 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,556 ATE SOME CHEESECAKE, AND BURIED HIM IN THE WOODS! 73 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:12,426 WE ARE GOING TO GET CAUGHT. PEOPLE ALWAYS GET CAUGHT. 74 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,861 WE CAN'T DO THIS. 75 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,497 WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS. WE DRIVE CARPOOL. 76 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,532 THAT'S ENOUGH. 77 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:21,802 THIS IS A VERY BAD MAN. 78 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,538 HE ATTACKED OUR FRIEND, AND HER HUSBAND PROTECTED HER, 79 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,774 AND NOW WE ARE GONNA PROTECT THEM. 80 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,845 THAT MEANS WE TELL NO ONE. 81 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,748 (whispering) NOT THE POLICE... 82 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,884 NOT OUR FAMILIES. 83 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,753 NO ONE. 84 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,556 (normal voice) WHEN WE BURY THE BODY, 85 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,792 WE BURY THE SECRET FOREVER. 86 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,578 SUSAN? 87 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,321 (sighs) 88 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,330 YES, IT'S ONLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS 89 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,499 WHO STAY LONG AFTER THE PARTY'S OVER 90 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,835 TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS... 91 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:32,873 EVEN WHEN THAT MESS MAY BE BIGGER 92 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,809 THAN THEY BARGAINED FOR. 93 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:50,824 IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT CHANGE DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT, 94 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,894 BUT OVER THE COURSE OF MONTH, IT'S AMAZING 95 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,930 HOW MUCH THE GROUND CAN SHIFT BENEATH US. 96 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,535 A WOMAN WHO HELPED CONCEAL A CRIME 97 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:04,972 IS NOW SLEEPING WITH A DETECTIVE. 98 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,377 A MAN WHO USED TO LOOK FORWARD TO BEDTIME... 99 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,946 IS NOW FINDING HIMSELF DREADING IT. 100 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,951 A WOMAN WHO ONCE TOLD HER HUSBAND EVERYTHING 101 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,889 IS NOW KEEPING A TERRIBLE SECRET. 102 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,895 AND A COUPLE WHO HAVE DECIDED TO SEPARATE 103 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,864 IS NOW GOING TO GREAT LENGTHS TO SHOW 104 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:34,001 THAT NOTHING HAS CHANGED. 105 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,642 CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! 106 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:51,819 (thud) AAH! SON OF A... 107 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,800 (door opens) 108 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:07,768 HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS! 109 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,804 GOT UP EARLY, SO I FIGURED, WHAT THE HECK? 110 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,940 I'LL GO GET YOUR MOM SOME COFFEE--THE GOOD STUFF. 111 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:13,941 SHE DESERVES IT. 112 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,077 SHE NEEDS IT, TOO. I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 113 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,046 BUT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT. YOU WERE THERE. 114 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:19,847 (chuckles nervously) 115 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,114 (lowered voice) DO NOT DRINK THIS. 116 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,483 IT'S BEEN IN MY CAR FOR THREE DAYS. 117 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,153 WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES, DAD? 118 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:29,189 (normal voice) IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY. (chuckles) 119 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,991 CASUAL THURSDAY. 120 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:34,995 COME ON. WE'RE GONNA MISS THE BUS. 121 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,464 SEE YA LATER. I'LL SEE YA AT DINNER. 122 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:37,865 LOVE YOU. 123 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,799 (chuckles) (door closes) 124 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,201 GOD, I PRACTICALLY LOST A TOE OUT THERE. 125 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,004 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T OVERSLEPT. 126 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,474 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU TOOK THE GOOD ALARM CLOCK 127 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,909 ALONG WITH THE GOOD PILLOW AND THE HOUSE. 128 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,980 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WE HAVE TO TELL THE KIDS WE'VE SEPARATED. 129 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,215 WE WILL, BUT THIS WEEKEND IS GABY'S BIG BARBECUE, 130 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,518 AND I DON'T WANNA RUIN IT FOR THEM. 131 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,586 YEAH, AND LAST WEEKEND, 132 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,488 YOU DIDN'T WANNA RUIN THE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. 133 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:01,922 THE WEEKEND BEFORE THAT, PENNY'S BIRTHDAY. 134 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:05,125 COME ON, LYNETTE. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ABOUT THE KIDS? 135 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,061 WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE? 136 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,997 NO, TOM, NOTHING'S CHANGED. 137 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,933 WE STILL NEED TIME AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. 138 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,502 YEAH, I AGREE. WE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS TO WORK OUT, 139 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,970 SO WHY CAN'T WE TELL THE KIDS? 140 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,907 I JUST THINK THEY DESERVE ONE MORE HAPPY WEEKEND 141 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,042 BEFORE WE TEAR THIS FAMILY APART. 142 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,111 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE-- (Paige crying in distance) 143 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,913 PAIGE IS UP. 144 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,516 (crying continues) 145 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,983 MMM. 146 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,218 MMM. MMM. 147 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,922 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 148 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,124 BUT YOU COULD DO THIS PROFESSIONALLY. 149 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,527 COMING FROM A MAN WHO'S ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS 150 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,029 WITH HALF THE HOOKERS IN FAIRVIEW, 151 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,865 THAT'S QUITE A COMPLIMENT, DETECTIVE. 152 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,167 HEY, I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS WEEKEND, 153 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,236 WE COULD HEAD UP TO THAT PLACE IN THE MOUNTAINS, 154 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,170 JUST THE TWO OF US. 155 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,540 OH, THAT SOUNDS LOVELY, BUT GABY IS HAVING 156 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:56,176 HER ANNUAL BARBECUE ON SATURDAY. 157 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,911 AM I INVITED? 158 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,580 OF COURSE YOU ARE. WHY WOULDN'T YOU BE? 159 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,216 OH, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE ME. 160 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,986 WHAT? YOU ARE IMAGINING THINGS. 161 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,555 IT'S TRUE. 162 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,891 THEY DON'T TALK TO ME. THEY DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. 163 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,593 IT'S BEEN THAT WAY FOR WEEKS, 164 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,128 EVER SINCE THE NIGHT OF THE DINNER PARTY. 165 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:17,698 (whispers) WHY... 166 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,733 (normal voice) UH, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 167 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:23,103 BREE, I'M A COP. I GOT AN EYE FOR HUMAN BEHAVIOR. 168 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,006 THAT WAS WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. 169 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,109 (sighs) I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. 170 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,245 I KEEP GOING OVER THAT NIGHT, HOUR BY HOUR. 171 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,716 WELL, STOP... (chuckles) GOING OVER THAT NIGHT, 172 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,151 BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FINE. 173 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,954 THE GIRLS ARE JUST AS CRAZY ABOUT YOU AS I AM. 174 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,624 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT FEELING IT. 175 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,095 WELL... 176 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,631 ARE YOU FEELING THIS? 177 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,736 OH. 178 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,204 BREE, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 179 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,206 YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH SEX, 180 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,774 AND IF THAT'S THE CASE... 181 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,276 (giggles) MMM. 182 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,079 BRING IT ON. 183 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,752 WAKE UP! I MADE YOU WAFFLES. 184 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:15,088 COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO MAKE MIMOSAS. 185 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,624 COME ON! I LEFT CELIA ALONE WITH THEM. 186 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,158 THERE WON'T BE ANY LEFT. 187 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,093 DAMN IT, JUANITA! THAT'S ENOUGH! 188 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,630 GET OUTTA HERE NOW! 189 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,233 CARLOS! 190 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,236 (sighs) JUANITA, HONEY, I'M SORRY! 191 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,640 WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SO SHORT-TEMPERED LATELY? 192 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,308 GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. 193 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,310 MAYBE I'M UPSET ABOUT MY GOLF SWING 194 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,880 OR THE ECONOMY... 195 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,315 OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I KILLED A GUY. 196 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,085 LOOK, I GET IT, OKAY? 197 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,287 BUT WE HAVE TO MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. 198 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,758 DON'T YOU THINK I WANT TO? 199 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,159 I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. 200 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,794 NO MATTER WHAT I DO, 201 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:58,666 IT'S THIS HORRIBLE THING THAT IS ALWAYS THERE. 202 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,768 I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE. 203 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,904 I KNOW A GUY NAMED TOM COLLINS. HE'S A GREAT LISTENER. 204 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,939 I MEANT FATHER DUGAN. 205 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,375 OKAY, ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 206 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,210 THAT'S TOO RISKY. 207 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,846 A PRIEST CAN'T SHARE WHAT YOU SAY IN CONFESSION. 208 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,348 ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT JUST GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTIER? 209 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,917 I MEAN, THAT'S THEIR THING. 210 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,222 (sighs) FINE. WE'LL GO SEE THE PRIEST. 211 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,826 I HAVE TO. 212 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,862 I'M TURNING INTO A TERRIBLE HUSBAND, FATHER. 213 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,833 I NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CONSCIENCE. 214 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,835 IT'S TEARING ME APART. 215 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,244 (squeaking) 216 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,313 (sighs) 217 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,415 (squeaking continues) 218 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,820 (sighs) SUSAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 219 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,421 OH. I WAS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, 220 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,890 AND I NOTICED DUST IN THE CORNER OF EACH WINDOWPANE. 221 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,859 IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS. 222 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,896 (yawns) OKAY. 223 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,297 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? 224 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,799 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 225 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,200 WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF 226 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,435 YOU LIKE TO DO IN THE BEDROOM, 227 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,204 BUT CLEANING-- NOT SO MUCH. 228 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,040 COULDN'T SLEEP. 229 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,843 YEAH, THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT LATELY. 230 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,277 YOU DON'T SLEEP. YOU DON'T EAT. 231 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,912 YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. 232 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:22,249 THAT'S NOT TRUE. I'M SUBSTITUTE TEACHING TODAY. 233 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,253 AND THAT'S GREAT, BUT... (sighs) 234 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,921 DID YOU HAVE A FIGHT WITH THE GIRLS? 235 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,823 WHAT? 236 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,892 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 237 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,961 WELL, A MONTH AGO, 238 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,362 YOU WERE SO EXCITED TO MOVE BACK TO THE LANE, 239 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,298 AND NOW YOU NEVER SEE 'EM. 240 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,934 THERE'S... NO COFFEE, NO POKER, 241 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:45,338 NO... BITCHING ABOUT HUSBANDS OVER COFFEE AND POKER. 242 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,008 THE GIRLS AND I ARE FINE. 243 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,410 THEN WHAT IS IT? 244 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,348 COME ON, SUSAN. IT'S ME. 245 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,384 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. 246 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,989 I'M GOING FOR A RUN. 247 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,291 (sighs) SUSAN. 248 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,928 WELL, YOU SAID I SHOULD GET OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE. 249 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,964 (sighs) 250 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,084 (sighs deeply) 251 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,734 HEY. 252 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,069 SO WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY? 253 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,071 DEFINITELY RICH. CHECK OUT THE CAR. 254 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,975 DEFINITELY SINGLE. CHECK OUT THE FISH. 255 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,945 RICH AND SINGLE-- 256 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,848 I WONDER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. YOU RARELY GET THE TRIFECTA. 257 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,049 WHAT'S YOUR GUESS? 258 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,051 WONKY EYE? RABBIT TEETH? COMB-OVER? 259 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,020 ONE NORMAL EYEBROW, ONE REALLY BIG ONE? 260 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,055 BABY HANDS? 261 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,860 I HAD IT ALL ON ONE GUY. DID NOT END WELL. 262 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,863 (chuckles) WELL, I ACTUALLY SAW OUR NEW NEIGHBOR THIS MORNING. 263 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,930 HMM. 264 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:17,998 6'1". 190. 265 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,968 HE WAS WEARING THIS GREAT-LOOKING PAIR OF JEANS. 266 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:21,902 AND LET ME JUST SAY, 267 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,937 I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT ISN'T WONKY. 268 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:24,938 (laughs) 269 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,406 GABY. (laughs) 270 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,441 OH, COME ON. I'M MARRIED. I'M NOT DEAD. 271 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,111 CAN STILL IMAGINE ALL THE DIRTY THINGS I'D DO TO HIM. 272 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,080 LIKE WHAT? OH, GOD! 273 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,883 OH! (laughs) I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE... 274 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:36,884 AH. 275 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,452 (giggles) I'M SUSAN DELFINO. 276 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,088 NICE TO MEET YOU. 277 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,122 BEN FAULKNER. 278 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,090 HI. 279 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,058 WELL, I'M ACTUALLY 6'2", 280 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,994 AND I HAVEN'T BEEN 190 SINCE I PLAYED RUGBY, 281 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,128 BUT, UH, THANK YOU. 282 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163 (chuckles) UH, AND AS FOR THE JEANS, 283 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,899 YOU KNOW, I COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT 284 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:55,102 WHY THEY WOULD COST 200 BUCKS. NOW I KNOW. 285 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,169 (all giggling) 286 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,905 LADIES, 287 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:58,906 EXCUSE ME. 288 00:13:58,939 --> 00:13:59,907 OH. OKAY. 289 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,008 THANKS. 290 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,043 (Lynette) WELCOME. 291 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,445 (sighs) DIBS. 292 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,480 (chuckles) 293 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,082 LOOK WHO'S OUT. 294 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,018 (Gaby) HEY, SUSAN! 295 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,920 UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US FOR COFFEE?! 296 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,922 UH, SORRY. I CAN'T TALK. 297 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,924 I'M SUBBING TODAY! CAN'T BE LATE! 298 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,226 (sighs) IS ANYONE TALKING TO HER? 299 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,061 I TRIED. SHE'S NOT RETURNING MY CALLS. 300 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,064 SAME HERE. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY AVOIDING US. 301 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,099 I'M TELLING YOU, THAT IS ONE LOOSE CANNON. 302 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,101 WELL, WE HAVE GOT TO GET HER BACK IN THE FOLD. 303 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,971 THIS IS TOO RISKY. 304 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,140 SAYS THE WOMAN WHO'S DATING A COP. 305 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,077 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT IT MIGHT BE GOOD TO KEEP HIM CLOSE? 306 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,311 IF THERE'S EVER AN INVESTIGATION, 307 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,247 I WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. 308 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,084 I'M DOING THIS FOR US. 309 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,653 HE'S THAT GOOD IN THE SACK? 310 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,189 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 311 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,961 AND WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR WORKSHEETS ON LADYBUGS, 312 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,330 WE WILL GO OUTSIDE AND SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOME. 313 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,134 SUSAN, HOW'S IT GOING? 314 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,003 GOOD. 315 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,371 IT'S NICE TO BE BACK. 316 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,006 (lowered voice) TO BE HONEST, 317 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,975 I'VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE DOWN LATELY. 318 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,709 THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED. (chuckles) 319 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,178 MRS. DELFINO? 320 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,046 CUPCAKE'S NOT MOVING. 321 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,982 SHE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING, HONEY. 322 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,050 NO, I POKED HER WITH MY PENCIL A COUPLE TIMES. 323 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,086 SHE IS D-E-A DEAD. 324 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:24,024 UH... IT'S OKAY, KIDS. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 325 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,292 OH, MY GOD. WHAT DO I DO? 326 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,326 THERE'S A LITTLE SPOT IN THE GARDEN 327 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,161 WHERE WE BURY THE CLASS PETS. 328 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,064 BURY? YEAH. 329 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,166 HAVE A LITTLE FUNERAL. SAY A FEW WORDS. 330 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,734 JUST DON'T MENTION GOD. 331 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,106 AMANDA'S PARENTS ARE ATHEISTS, LAWYERS, AND MAJOR DOUCHES. 332 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,082 BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 333 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,683 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION. 334 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,286 CONTINUE, MY SON. (snorts) 335 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,122 "MY SON." I'M SORRY. 336 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:59,026 IT'S JUST YOU'RE, LIKE, A THOUSAND YEARS OLDER THAN ME. 337 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,229 WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE'S FATHER DUGAN? 338 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,764 LEAVING ON SABBATICAL. FUN FOR HIM AND FUN FOR ME. 339 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,100 THIS IS MY FIRST WEEK OF CONFESSIONS. 340 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,368 IT IS? 341 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,104 YEAH, AND, MAN, THE THINGS I'VE HEARD. 342 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,705 THERE WAS A LADY YESTERDAY WHO-- 343 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,076 NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T SAY IT. 344 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,111 I THINK I'LL COME BACK. 345 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,147 UNH-UNH. NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 346 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,081 I TOLD YOU TO WAIT IN THE CAR. 347 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:24,051 DON'T SNAP AT ME. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 348 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,718 YOU KEEP SAYING YOU WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE, SO TALK TO THIS GUY. 349 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,255 HE SEEMS PERFECTLY... ENTHUSIASTIC. 350 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,124 HE'S 12 YEARS OLD. THIS WILL BLOW HIS COLLAR OFF. 351 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,126 OH, MAN, THIS MUST BE AWESOME. 352 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,095 I'M SO BUMMED I CAN'T TWEET ANYMORE. 353 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,564 SORRY. IF IT'S NOT FATHER DUGAN, I'M NOT DOING THIS. 354 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,066 NO-- LET'S GO. 355 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,168 (door opens) NUTS. 356 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,303 I WAS REALLY HOPING THIS WOULD BE A GOOD ONE. 357 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,273 I MADE OUT WITH TWO CHICKS ONCE IN COLLEGE. 358 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,277 (whispers) THIS JOB ROCKS! 359 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,851 UH... 360 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,221 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER BURIED ANYTHING BEFORE, 361 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,223 BUT YOU HAVE TO DIG A HOLE. 362 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,228 RIGHT. OF COURSE. 363 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,298 I KNEW THAT. 364 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,572 IT'S FUNNY THE WAY LIFE WORKS OUT SOMETIMES, ISN'T IT? 365 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,142 (sighs) 366 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,812 I MEAN, I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY. 367 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,283 ONCE AGAIN, IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. 368 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,187 (voice breaking) NOW I HAVE TO CARRY THIS AROUND WITH ME 369 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,256 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 370 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,425 DON'T BE SAD, MRS. DELFINO. 371 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,593 CUPCAKE WAS KIND OF A BAD HAMSTER. 372 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,130 SHE HAD THREE BABIES AND ATE THEM. 373 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,232 BUT DOES THAT MEAN SHE DESERVED TO DIE? 374 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,600 WE DON'T GET TO MAKE THAT CALL, JUANITA. 375 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,402 WE'RE NOT GOD. 376 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,139 THAT'S RIGHT, AMANDA. I SAID IT. 377 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,146 (sobbing) WHAT HAVE I DONE? 378 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,313 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 379 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,314 I KNOW IT'S NOT MY FAULT, 380 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,383 BUT TRY TELLING THAT TO CUPCAKE'S FAMILY 381 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,286 WHEN THEY SHOW UP LOOKING FOR HER. 382 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,159 THERE. 383 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:12,959 WE'RE DONE. 384 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,694 NOW LET'S ALL SLAP ON A HAPPY FACE 385 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,230 AND PRETEND LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 386 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,407 (singsongy) CAN I COME IN? 387 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,410 I'M REALLY NOT FEELING LIKE DRINKING RIGHT NOW. 388 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,346 GREAT. MMM. 389 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,752 SO... WERE YOU TWO CLOSE? 390 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,421 PARDON? 391 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,223 YOU AND CUPCAKE. 392 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,791 JUANITA TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED. 393 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,625 (chuckles nervously) 394 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,660 I ASSUME YOU TWO HAD A LONG HISTORY, 395 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,763 WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER, BACKPACKED THROUGH EUROPE. 396 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,467 IT JUST SORT OF HIT ME IN A WEIRD WAY. 397 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,438 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 398 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,207 FIRST, YOU STOP TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS. 399 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,774 NOW YOU'RE WIGGING OUT AT A RAT FUNERAL. 400 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,875 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 401 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,745 WELL, I'M SORRY I'M NOT HANDLING ACCESSORY TO MURDER 402 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,514 AS WELL AS THE REST OF YOU. 403 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,384 (lowered voice) SUSAN, I'M BEGGING YOU. 404 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,254 THIS IS MY HUSBAND'S LIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 405 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,456 IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO HIM, 406 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,791 THINK OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME AND MY GIRLS. 407 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,362 I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME, 408 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,464 BUT PLEASE HOLD IT TOGETHER. 409 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,766 I'M TRYING. 410 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,736 TRY HARDER. 411 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,744 (sighs) 412 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,479 (door closes) BREE? 413 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,481 DO I SMELL... 414 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,351 YES, WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT--YOUR FAVORITE. 415 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,618 OH! (chuckles) 416 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,787 NOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. MWAH. 417 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,356 HMM. 418 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,790 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 419 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:54,294 (mouth full) TERRIFIC. I FOUND A DEAD BODY. 420 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,729 OH, I'M--I'M SORRY. 421 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,597 YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS. 422 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,833 NO, I DO. YOUR WORK IS FASCINATING. 423 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:05,338 SO, UM, WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU FIND THIS BODY? 424 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,441 WAREHOUSE OUT BY THE DOCKS. 425 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,478 SO NOW I'M A BIG HERO BECAUSE I CRACKED A CASE 426 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,812 THOSE POOR BASTARDS IN NEW HAVEN P.D. 427 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:13,813 HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR MONTHS. 428 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,415 OH, GOOD FOR YOU. 429 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,417 MM. I GOT LUCKY. 430 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,687 ALL I DID WAS SPOT A SEDAN WITH CONNECTICUT PLATES, 431 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,621 A BUNCH OF TICKETS ON THE WINDSHIELD, 432 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,825 AND I ASKED MYSELF, "WHO OWNS THAT CAR?" 433 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,394 THE DEAD MAN HAD A CAR. 434 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,995 EXACTLY. THE KILLERS DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, 435 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,731 BUT THEY FORGOT TO GET RID OF THE VICTIM'S RIDE. 436 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,500 (chuckles nervously) WHAT IDIOTS. 437 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,734 MM-HMM. 438 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,836 SO YOU KEPT HIS KEYS, 439 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,871 BUT IT NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU HE MIGHT HAVE A CAR. 440 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,707 I JUST THREW ALL HIS STUFF IN OUR SAFE. 441 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,741 I DIDN'T SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT IT. 442 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,743 (alarm chirps) 443 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,877 THERE IT IS. 444 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,481 OKAY, WHAT'S OUR PLAN? 445 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,916 DROP IT OFF IN A BAD PART OF TOWN, 446 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:53,753 AND LET SOCIAL DECAY... (whispers) TAKE ITS COURSE. 447 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,688 OH, GOD, DO YOU HAVE TO TIDY UP? 448 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:59,492 GET IN. IF ANYBODY CATCHES US IN THIS CAR, WE'RE DEAD. 449 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,495 (gasps) 450 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,796 OH, NO, IT'S A STICK. 451 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,498 I CAN'T DRIVE A STICK. CAN YOU? 452 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,933 I DID ONCE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 453 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,002 IT'S EASY. JUST ONE EXTRA PEDAL. 454 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,438 (brakes screech) 455 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,972 (grinding sound, screeching) 456 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,807 OH. 457 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:15,875 (screeching continues) 458 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,510 IT WAS EASIER WHEN I WAS DRUNK. 459 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,545 (grinding) 460 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,812 (screeching) 461 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:20,813 (sighs) 462 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,048 (siren wailing) 463 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,916 (gasps) OH, MY GOD. 464 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,953 (screeching and wailing continue) 465 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,556 WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I GUN IT? 466 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,825 GUN IT? YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE IT. 467 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,900 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 468 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,806 CHUCK. LOOK, GABY, IT'S CHUCK. MM. 469 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,942 I-I SAW YOU WERE STRUGGLING. 470 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,010 WHOSE CAR IS THIS? 471 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,780 MY AUNT'S. MY FRIEND'S. 472 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,116 HER AUNT AND MY FRIEND. 473 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,385 AUNT SHIRLEY. (chuckles) 474 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:02,755 SHE, UH, CAME OVER TO MY PLACE LAST NIGHT FOR BOOK CLUB, AND-- 475 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,023 SHE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 476 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,057 CLASSIC SHIRLEY. 477 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,026 SO WE TOLD HER WE'D BRING HER CAR BACK TODAY. 478 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,796 IN FACT, SHE'S WAITING FOR US, SO WE SHOULD SCOOT. YEAH. 479 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,532 NO WAY. 480 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,901 I'LL DRIVE. WHAT? 481 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,770 THE WAY YOU GUYS ARE GOING, YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE. 482 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,106 GO, BOB. I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE STATION. 483 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:23,543 OH, NO, BOB, BOB, DON'T GO! BOB? OH. 484 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:26,879 (chuckles nervously) 485 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,781 WELL... (seat belt clicks) 486 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,983 OKAY, A ROAD TRIP IN THIS NEAT OLD CAR 487 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,820 WITH YOUR COP BOYFRIEND. FUN. 488 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,160 SO WHERE DOES SHIRLEY LIVE? 489 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,129 YEAH, BREE, WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? 490 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,865 WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? SHE'S YOUR AUNT. 491 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,001 JUST KEEP DRIVING. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO TURN. 492 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,840 HUH. THAT'S INTERESTING. 493 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,074 NO, IT'S NOT. 494 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,910 I MEAN... (chuckles) WHAT IS? 495 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:01,047 OKLAHOMA CITY REDHAWKS. IS YOUR AUNT A FAN? 496 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:06,853 OH, YEAH, SHIRLEY LOVES THAT... UH... SPORT. 497 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,856 AND... MEN'S COLOGNE? 498 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,724 SHE'S A LESBIAN. 499 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:15,962 YEAH. SHE COULD'VE BEEN MARRIED, BUT, NO, SHE'S A LESBIAN. 500 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,133 SO, THIS, UM, AUNT OR... FRIEND, 501 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:24,471 WHO'S A MEN'S COLOGNE-WEARING LESBIAN-- 502 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,039 SHE ALSO LIKES TO CHEW TOBACCO? 503 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,912 'CAUSE I NEVER MET A WOMAN WHO LIKES TO CHEW... 504 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,881 EVER. 505 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,885 I CHEW TOBACCO. (chuckles) 506 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,853 AND I'M A WOMAN. 507 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,923 (sighs) YEAH. 508 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,792 MMM. 509 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:46,993 MMM. 510 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:50,963 (mouth full) ALL THAT'S MISSING IS A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY. 511 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,934 I KEEP TELLING HER TO QUIT. "DO YOU WANT MOUTH CANCER?" 512 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,870 I SAY, BUT SHE WON'T LISTEN. 513 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,038 (gags) 514 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,840 YOU OKAY? 515 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,242 YEAH. UGH! 516 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,012 NO. PULL OVER. NOW. 517 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:16,956 SORRY! SHIRLEY LIKES PLAIN. I PREFER CHOCOLATE. 518 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:17,957 (retching) OH! 519 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,526 OOH. 520 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,162 GET OUT. 521 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,263 (gasps) WHAT? 522 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,264 I'M TAKING YOUR CAR. 523 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,900 OH, MY GOD. I COULD KISS YOU! 524 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,136 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU... JUST GET OUT! 525 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,004 (whispers) SHH! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 526 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:33,873 THAT MAN OVER THERE IS A COP. 527 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,107 A COP? 528 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,043 (normal voice) NO! GET BACK IN HERE. 529 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,079 WHEN YOU START SOMETHING, YOUNG MAN, YOU SEE IT THROUGH. 530 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,550 BUCKLE UP! 531 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,922 (tires screech) 532 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,959 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 533 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,263 SHIRLEY. JUST HAPPENED TO BE WALKING BY. 534 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,198 ISN'T THAT A STROKE OF LUCK? 535 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:04,837 SO DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIEND BOB COULD GIVE US A RIDE HOME? 536 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:08,575 SURE. I'LL--I'LL CALL HIM. 537 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:10,910 (sighs) 538 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,946 SO HOW'S THAT DATING A COP WHILE COVERING UP A MURDER 539 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,247 WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 540 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,159 HEY, RENEE. LADIES. 541 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,963 DON'T DISTRACT THEM. THEY HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB TO DO. 542 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,098 I'M GONNA GO SEE THE NEW NEIGHBOR. 543 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:35,702 YOU KNOW, GIVE HIM A RIDE ON THE OL' WELCOME WAGON. 544 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:36,836 WOW, THAT WAS FAST. 545 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,038 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO HAD EVEN TALKED. WE HAVEN'T. 546 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:42,074 SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BE INTERESTED? 547 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:46,212 (sighs) HEAR THAT, LADIES? WATCH AND LEARN. 548 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,315 I WILL SHOW YOU SOME OF MY SECRETS. 549 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:55,021 (knock on door) 550 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,023 HI. I'M GONNA SAVE US SOME TIME. 551 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,158 LOOK, I'M SINGLE. YOU'RE SINGLE. 552 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:02,361 I'M HOT. YOU'RE HOT. ASSUMING YOU'RE NOT GAY, 553 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,064 AND THOSE SHOES TELL ME YOU'RE NOT, 554 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,100 WE COULD DO THAT THING WHERE WE FLIRT FOR A FEW WEEKS. 555 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:10,202 YOU CAN STARE AT MY ASS GETTING THE MAIL, 556 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:14,073 AND I DO GET MY MAIL FOUR TIMES A DAY. 557 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:20,079 OR YOU... COULD INVITE ME IN FOR... COFFEE... 558 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:21,347 RIGHT NOW. 559 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:25,217 THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT, UH, I'M GOOD. 560 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,987 (chuckles) EXCUSE ME. 561 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,056 UM, WHEN I SAID "COFFEE," 562 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:33,726 YOU DID KNOW I MEANT SEX, RIGHT? 563 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:38,731 OH, YOU WERE SUBTLE, BUT, UH, YEAH. I GOT IT. 564 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,774 WOW. YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK. 565 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:51,277 OTHERWISE, WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR SECRETS WILL DIE WITH YOU. 566 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:59,051 FATHER DUGAN! 567 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,087 I'M SO GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 568 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,221 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ME. 569 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:05,224 GABRIELLE SOLIS. I ASSUME YOU'VE COME TO APOLOGIZE 570 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,894 FOR TAKING A PHONE CALL DURING MY EASTER SERMON? 571 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,262 OH! I'M SORRY, FATHER. BUT, YOU KNOW, 572 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,732 IF YOU DON'T CONFIRM THOSE SPA APPOINTMENTS, YOU LOSE 'EM. 573 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:13,833 YEAH. 574 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,769 UM, ANYWAY, I CAME HERE ABOUT CARLOS. 575 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,204 HE'S IN TROUBLE, AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. 576 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:20,106 WELL, I'D LOVE TO HELP CARLOS. HE'S A GOOD MAN. 577 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,774 BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE TOO LATE. 578 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,844 WHAT? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KEPT BLABBING IN THAT SERMON 579 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:27,279 HOW IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO CONFESS YOUR SINS. 580 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,115 SEE? 581 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,783 I CAN LISTEN AND TAKE CALLS. 582 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,385 IT'S TRUE. GOD WAITS UNTIL THE HEART IS READY. 583 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,187 BUT THE AIRLINES ARE A LITTLE STRICTER, 584 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,791 AND I'M NOT GOING OVERSEAS IN A MIDDLE SEAT. 585 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,359 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 586 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,228 YOU GETTING ON, TOO, MISS? 587 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:45,898 UH, YES, BUT I COULDN'T... MANAGE MY BAG. 588 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:48,200 BE A DEAR AND GRAB IT FOR ME? 589 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,372 HEY. 590 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:54,907 (door closes) 591 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:55,908 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 592 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,777 TAKING YOU TO THE AIRPORT... 593 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,378 (seat belt clicks) WITH ONE QUICK DETOUR. 594 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,380 (engine starts) 595 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,250 HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! STOP IT! STOP IT! 596 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,953 ARE YOU CRAZY? I CAN'T MISS MY PLANE. 597 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,255 WELL, I'M SORRY IF I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO GOD'S WORK 598 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,891 INSTEAD OF GOING ON YOUR DREAM VACATION TO... 599 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:16,028 RWANDA, WHERE I'LL BE DIGGING WELLS... FOR LEPERS. 600 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:19,832 WELL, YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT. 601 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,934 (man) EXCUSE ME. WHOA. 602 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:24,937 WELL, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 603 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,773 WE'RE HEADED OFF ON OUR HONEYMOON. 604 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:27,907 AND WE CAN'T HAVE ANY DETOURS. 605 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,942 THEY SAY YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT THREE HOURS EARLY 606 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,778 FOR INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS. 607 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,780 OH, HONEY, RELAX. SINCE WE CAUGHT BIN LADEN, 608 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,948 YOU CAN STROLL ON THE PLANE ANYTIME YOU WANT. 609 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,419 (sighs) IT'S JUST, I'VE DONE SOMETHING, FATHER, 610 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:44,924 AND I'M AFRAID THAT IT'S... UNFORGIVABLE. 611 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,959 GOD CAN FORGIVE US FOR ANYTHING. 612 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,094 REALLY? ANYTHING? 613 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,929 YES. 614 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:52,932 IF WE'RE WILLING TO SHOW THAT WE ARE TRULY REPENTANT. 615 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,000 HOW? 616 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:57,036 WELL, IT'S NOT BY WHAT WE SAY. 617 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,905 IT'S BY WHAT WE DO. 618 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:04,010 FOR INSTANCE, IF WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A CRIME... 619 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,880 THEN CONFESSING TO THE AUTHORITIES 620 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,883 WOULD PROVE THE INTENTIONS OF OUR HEART. 621 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,119 (exhales deeply) 622 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,922 THAT... 623 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,323 IS NOT AN OPTION. 624 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:22,962 THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED--INNOCENT PEOPLE. 625 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,430 YOU CAN'T ASK TO BE ABSOLVED 626 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,966 FOR A SIN THAT YOU INTEND TO KEEP HIDDEN. 627 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,006 YOU SHOULD GO. 628 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,942 YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR FLIGHT. 629 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,944 I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YOU, CARLOS, 630 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,347 NOT TILL I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 631 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:45,451 FATHER DUGAN, I DON'T SEE ANY WAY 632 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:48,087 THAT I AM EVER GOING TO BE OKAY. 633 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,403 HEY. 634 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:07,874 HEY. (sighs) 635 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:20,519 (sighs) I WISH I COULD MAKE YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. 636 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,892 YEAH, ME, TOO. 637 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,097 (sighs) 638 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,499 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 639 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,106 THERE IS NO ABSOLUTION FOR THIS THING. 640 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,977 I JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. 641 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,929 EVERY NOISE I'D HEAR AT NIGHT, IT WAS HIM. 642 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:08,200 EVERY DARK ALLEY I PASSED, HE WAS WAITING FOR ME. 643 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,071 WHEN I'D LIE IN BED, 644 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:15,141 I WAS AFRAID HE'D COME FIND ME. 645 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:21,080 HE WAS IN MY DREAMS... AND IN MY NIGHTMARES. 646 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,082 I COULDN'T ESCAPE HIM. 647 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,992 AND THAT'S WHAT I HAD TO LIVE WITH... 648 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,028 UNTIL NOW. 649 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:45,304 FOR THE FIRST TIME, I'M NOT SCARED. 650 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,976 (whispers) YOU DID THAT FOR ME. 651 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,180 YEAH... 652 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,348 BY TAKING A MAN'S LIFE. 653 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,990 YES, YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN A LIFE, BUT YOU ALSO SAVED ONE. 654 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:10,296 SO IF IT'S ABSOLUTION YOU'RE LOOKING FOR... 655 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,100 I GIVE IT TO YOU. 656 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:42,094 (gasps) 657 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:46,065 (panting) 658 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:59,045 (rapping on door) 659 00:32:59,045 --> 00:32:59,878 HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 660 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,713 HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE KIDS? 661 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:04,716 YEAH, YEAH, THE-- THE KIDS ARE FINE. I JUST-- 662 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,784 WHAT? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 663 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,088 (voice breaking) I REALLY... NEED YOU RIGHT NOW. 664 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,324 OKAY. 665 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:15,361 (breathing heavily) 666 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,722 MORNING. 667 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,592 MORNING. 668 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,160 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 669 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,761 CRAP, CRAP, CRAP. 670 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,100 AH. AAH! 671 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,667 COME ON. COME ON. OKAY. 672 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:56,835 WATCH OUT FOR THE, UH-- OKAY, OKAY, O-- 673 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,737 OHH! UGH! UGH! 674 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:00,706 HONEY. OOH. NO, I'M OKAY. OKAY, GO. 675 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:04,143 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 676 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,711 (sighs) 677 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,746 THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP. 678 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:08,814 THANK GOD. 679 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,651 (laughs) 680 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,120 (whispers) I'LL START THE COFFEE. 681 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,122 OKAY, YOU READ MY MIND. 682 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:18,857 (sighs) 683 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,759 HEY. YEAH? 684 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,494 SO LAST NIGHT... 685 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:25,131 (sighs) YEAH. 686 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:27,199 WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 687 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:30,736 UH-HUH. 688 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:34,440 I MEAN... 689 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:37,509 IF YOU WANNA GET BACK TOGETHER... 690 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:38,777 I'M OPEN TO THAT. 691 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:42,714 BUT WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS 692 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:46,752 THAT ARE GONNA REQUIRE SERIOUS WORK. 693 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:49,488 OH, GOD. 694 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,724 LAST NIGHT... 695 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,294 UH... 696 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,464 WAS... 697 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,766 NOT ABOUT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 698 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,471 (sighs) THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS IT ABOUT? 699 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:09,541 I... 700 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,443 I HAD A NIGHTMARE. 701 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:15,181 WELL... A-A NIGHTMARE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 702 00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:16,482 YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND. 703 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:19,218 I'M HAVING A LOT OF NIGHTMARES. 704 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:23,189 THIS IS SUCH A SCARY TIME, AND I REALLY NEED YOU. 705 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,591 THAT'S--THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL THE KIDS. 706 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,461 HAVING YOU ACROSS THE STREET MAKES ME FEEL SAFE. 707 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,597 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 708 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,201 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SCARED, LYNETTE? 709 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:36,535 YOU BUY A NIGHT-LIGHT. 710 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,570 YOU DON'T GO HAVE SEX WITH THE GUY 711 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:42,641 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPARATED FROM! 712 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:45,444 (rapid footsteps descend stairs) 713 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,279 I WANT FRENCH TOAST. 714 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,215 I HATE FRENCH TOAST. I WANT PANCAKES. OH. 715 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,226 KIDS... 716 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,535 THERE'S SOMETHING YOUR MOM AND I NEED TO TELL YOU. 717 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,873 YEAH. 718 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,578 WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN? 719 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:27,586 (sighs) HEY, I, UH, I KNOW IT'S A BARBECUE, 720 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,622 BUT ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CASUAL? 721 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,592 YEAH, UM, 722 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,295 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GO THIS YEAR. 723 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,629 WHY DON'T YOU GO WITHOUT ME? 724 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,604 HEY, DO I NEED TO BE WORRIED? 725 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:49,508 I TOLD YOU. I'M FINE. 726 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,277 I DON'T MEAN WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 727 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,279 I MEAN WORRIED ABOUT US. 728 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,683 I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, 729 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,720 BUT... THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN SHUTTING ME OUT, 730 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,523 I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME. 731 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,293 HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? 732 00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:09,528 (sighs) 733 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,631 NO MATTER WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, 734 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,001 I WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING COME BETWEEN US. 735 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:21,307 YEAH, I'M SURE TOM AND LYNETTE FELT THE SAME WAY. 736 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,575 LOOK WHERE THEY ENDED UP. 737 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:34,686 WELL, I'M HEADED OVER THERE WITHOUT YOU. 738 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:39,024 NO. I'M GOING WITH YOU. 739 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,594 YOU'RE RIGHT. 740 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,830 I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE GIRLS. 741 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:47,366 IT'S ABOUT TIME I WENT OVER THERE AND STRAIGHTENED IT OUT. 742 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:53,605 NO! NO WAY. YOU ARE NOT BRINGING MIKE IN ON THIS. 743 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:56,642 HE'S NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE. WE CAN TRUST HIM. 744 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,509 OH, JUST LIKE I COULD TRUST YOU 745 00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,545 WHEN WE AGREED TO KEEP THIS BETWEEN US? 746 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,613 SUSAN, WE ALL EMPATHIZE WITH YOUR POSITION, 747 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,749 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SMART TO TELL MIKE. 748 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,617 WELL, HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS UP. 749 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:07,586 IT'S AFFECTING OUR MARRIAGE. 750 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,620 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA AFFECT MY MARRIAGE? 751 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,356 WHEN MY HUSBAND GOES TO PRISON. 752 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,591 I THINK WE SHOULD LET HER TELL HIM. 753 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,760 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 754 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,362 WE ALL MADE A PACT THAT NIGHT. 755 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,529 I DON'T REMEMBER ANYBODY BRINGING UP 756 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:19,365 THESE EXTRA CONDITIONS. 757 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:20,832 WELL, YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY ASKING ANYONE'S OPINION THAT NIGHT, 758 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,067 WERE YOU, BREE? 759 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,669 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 760 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,637 IT MEANS YOU ELECTED YOURSELF CHAIRMAN 761 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,373 OF THE... DEAD GUY COMMITTEE 762 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:29,541 AND STARTED MAKING DECISIONS FOR EVERYONE. 763 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:30,642 LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. 764 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:31,810 WELL, SOMEBODY HAD TO, SUSAN, 765 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,612 AND IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T GONNA BE YOU. 766 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,382 I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. 767 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:37,683 THE ONLY REASON I CAME TO THIS BARBECUE 768 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:40,619 WAS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM TELLING MIKE. 769 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,621 THE HELL YOU ARE. 770 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,822 AAH! 771 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,591 OH, MY GOD! 772 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,693 (Lynette) GABY! GABY! 773 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,961 TRADE MANNING? WHAT, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 774 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,798 THINK FOR A MINUTE. WHEN IS HIS STOCK EVER GONNA BE HIGHER? 775 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,400 LET ME GO! 776 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,601 (shouting indistinctly) 777 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,569 YOU COULD GET A GREAT PLAYER. 778 00:38:57,603 --> 00:39:01,640 YEAH, MAYBE A GREAT QUARTERBACK, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. MANNING? 779 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:04,543 (all laugh) 780 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:05,611 OW! GET OFF ME! 781 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,579 GIRLS, PEOPLE CAN HEAR US! 782 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:09,681 OW! I TOLD YOU WE COULDN'T TRUST HER! 783 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:10,816 I CAN'T SEE. 784 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:11,950 LYNETTE! AAH! 785 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,619 OH! I GOT IT! 786 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:14,986 (all scream) 787 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,425 (Mike) WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 788 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,761 UH, WELL... 789 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:26,565 I... LOST MY EARRING, AND THE GIRLS HERE WERE 790 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:27,699 KIND ENOUGH TO HELP ME LOOK FOR IT. 791 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,701 (all chuckle nervously) 792 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,771 OH! THERE IT IS! 793 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:35,607 OH! 794 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,053 I WENT FOOD SHOPPING YESTERDAY. 795 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:51,657 I KEPT HAVING TO PUT THINGS BACK. 796 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:55,026 I'D TAKE A COUPLE OF CANS OF PEACHES. 797 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,027 (sighs) 798 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,829 (voice breaking) AND THEN I'D REMEMBER THAT TOM 799 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:01,700 WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKED THEM, PUT THEM BACK. 800 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,070 SWEET PICKLES--TOM. 801 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,839 PUT THEM BACK. 802 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:10,041 I AM SO SORRY. 803 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,810 WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON, 804 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,011 I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR YOU. 805 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:15,714 (sniffles) 806 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,848 (sighs) 807 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:19,785 I GUESS WE'VE ALL BEEN GUILTY OF THAT. 808 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:25,056 I'M SORRY, SUSAN. 809 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,095 THIS IS SO DAMN HARD. 810 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,799 YOU KNOW, THE GOOD THING 811 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:38,670 ABOUT MIKE AND TOM NOT KNOWING IS THEY CAN'T BE IMPLICATED. 812 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:43,041 IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN, 813 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,076 AT LEAST THEY'D BE OKAY. 814 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:59,024 WE ARE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS, ARE WE? 815 00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:02,093 NO. 816 00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,899 ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH THAT? 817 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:10,001 (exhales deeply) 818 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:18,143 I'M GONNA TRY. 819 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,021 IT'S ONLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS 820 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:32,624 WHO STAY LONG AFTER THE PARTY'S OVER 821 00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:34,926 TO HELP CLEAN UP... 822 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:42,668 TO CLEANSE THE PAIN OF A GUILTY CONSCIENCE... 823 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,737 TO PICK UP THE PIECES... 824 00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:49,641 OF A BROKEN MARRIAGE... 825 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:55,847 TO SWEEP AWAY THE LONELINESS OF KEEPING A SECRET. 826 00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:57,048 YES... 827 00:41:57,082 --> 00:42:01,152 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO HELP CLEAN UP OUR MESSES. 828 00:42:03,755 --> 00:42:06,024 BUT EVERY HOUSEWIFE KNOWS 829 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:09,094 THAT AS SOON AS ONE MESS IS TAKEN CARE OF... 830 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,997 ANOTHER ONE APPEARS. 831 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,302 AND WE MAY FIND OURSELVES... 832 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:21,840 RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED.